what a bad morning

This morning I wake up to find I run out of food and toothpaste.
so I went to macdonald's to find their credit card machine was down.
no breakfast,I went to Kinko's in downtown to fax a document, to find there is absolute no parking place.
Then on my car radio, the topic was about "double dipping", ie, dip a potato chip to sauce, bite, then dip it to sauce again. He talks about like 10 minutes about how bad this habit is. "eww.., whoever does double dipping literally rape-kiss the whole room." I thought.
Then it started to rain hard, and I came to my office with all my cloth wet.
Bad morning.