don't get lost and robbed

Don't get lost and don't get robbed. The things that I should achieved at least in Jackson.

In order not to get lost, I need a GPS (global positioning system). Hopefully I will buy it on this black friday.

In order not to get robbed, I will need a potato cannon. But since foreigners can't hold guns in US, I am imagining that I can master a magic spell that turns a gangster into a sheep for 5 five seconds. 5 seconds are totally enough for me to do a lot of shit to him..